Commander Bald Balm
“Flaky”, “Shiny”…words that should always describe a tasty croissant, but NEVER your bald head. Your lack of hair does not make you any less responsible for maintenance.
Enter the very necessary bald balm. With refreshing rice extract and healing carrot extract, your scalp will be soothed and moisturized letting you get back to more important things…like commanding everyone’s attention.
Directions: Administer to clean scalp. Go forth and pursue greatness.